Chapter titles and opening crawls...

...or, I obviously need a hobby.

I actually spent large portions of at least two perfectly good days creating opening crawls, in the style of the Saga films, for each of the 15 then-extant chapters of this little yarn I'm now helping the folks at to spin. And, to make the experience complete, I came up with suitably pulpy titles for the chapters, though you'll have to click the links to find out what they are.

In the interests of fairness, here's 's crawl for Chapter -- sorry, Episode 1: brorlandi.github.io/StarWarsIn…

And here are mine for the individual chapters, in numerical order:
Chapter 1: brorlandi.github.io/StarWarsIn…
Chapter 2 (most of the heavy lifting here was actually done by ): brorlandi.github.io/StarWarsIn…
Chapter 3: brorlandi.github.io/StarWarsIn…
Chapter 4 (another one where I shamelessly nicked material from yer man Trav): brorlandi.github.io/StarWarsIn…
Chapter 5: brorlandi.github.io/StarWarsIn…
Chapter 6: brorlandi.github.io/StarWarsIn…
Chapter 7: brorlandi.github.io/StarWarsIn…
Chapter 8: brorlandi.github.io/StarWarsIn…
Chapter 9: brorlandi.github.io/StarWarsIn…
Chapter 10: brorlandi.github.io/StarWarsIn…
Chapter 11 (again, our Trav did most of the proper work here): brorlandi.github.io/StarWarsIn…
Chapter 12: brorlandi.github.io/StarWarsIn…
Chapter 13: brorlandi.github.io/StarWarsIn…
Chapter 14: brorlandi.github.io/StarWarsIn…
Chapter 15: brorlandi.github.io/StarWarsIn…

Chapter 16 (expanding on the titles hereinafter given by, you guessed it, Trav): brorlandi.github.io/StarWarsIn…
Chapter 17: brorlandi.github.io/StarWarsIn…

If you can improve the text, or come up with a title you like better, feel free to create it there and link it in comments here. Who knows? If it's good, it's got a fair shot at convincing me to switch it in.